So all this crap going around about how the world will end tonight, and that the righteous will meet God in Heaven and the rest will burn in a fiery pit of volcanic lava, has got me thinking.
First I am too old, and too tired to go to Hell. It's a place where people are forced to do stuff to repent for their sins. I don't have the energy. I can't push a rock up a mountain, I can't party all night forever, I can't hold my breath for more than I few seconds, I could twist on a rack, but really? What would be the point?
Today is nice and sunny and supposedly going to be something in the 70's. (I'm at work). I would have expected a little grey cloud cover and some brimstone falling....
As my friend Lorie said: It's been so wet here in Utah that a bit of fire might help.
It doesn't feel like the world is going to end. I mean wouldn't that take a LONG time to happen? Shouldn't God have started like, I don't know..... a few hours ago? I thought for sure it would happen this morning, but now I am reading in the news about how it will happen tonight. Well hell, what time tonight? I have plans and I need to work those around the end of the world crap that needs to include my asking for forgiveness for my many sins.
somehow I don't see me, not having to work on Monday, or telling my creditors that: "Sorry, but I didn't pay you because the world will end tomorrow and what would be the point?" happening anytime soon.
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Haaa Haa!! Loved what you wrote, and agree with all of it!
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