SnowWhite and six packs a day

Today Lorie and I got a chance to hang out, just us girls. It always amazes me that we don't get to do it nearly often enough, and yet, once we are together it's like we were never apart.

So today's adventure starts with us going out to eat at Olive Garden. I was craving some Chicken Alfredo, and Lorie, who just got braces on her teeth, needed something soft to chew.

We laughed and talked and just enjoyed. Afterwards we were going to go to Color Me Mine and do some painting.  But during our lunch, her son called to let us know that it was Nate's Birthday today and the family was going out to the grave to celebrate. So we decided to meet them there since we were already out that way. We ended up waiting on them for an hour and a half.

It was cold and windy and the balloons the girls wrote on floated away quickly. Riley passed out glazed donuts and I got to hold Carter for a while. He smelled so good. His mommies perfume and baby smell. But of course he sneezed and got snot all over me. What is it with babies and getting their goop on me?

Jori cut the time short because she needed to go to the bathroom, and the cemetery doesn't have facilities.

Lorie and I then went on to color me mine. But when we got there they told us that we would have to be done painting by 5. It was already 3:30, but we thought we could do it. Then.... we noticed that they didn't really have what we thought we would paint and it was taking us some time to even decide what we wanted. So... we left.

Lorie needed a car charger for her phone, and we needed to get Jared some stuff for the Disney World trip. So we went to (sorry Brandy) Wal-Mart.

We walked through and got what we needed and a couple of items we didn't, and got into the check out line. Both Lorie and I bought sunglasses. One for Jared and a pair for me. The checker girl was nice and sweet but didn't say much. Lorie went first and the girl put the sunglasses out on the little check writing table. Lorie looked at her and then took them and put them in her bag.

When it was my turn, the checker put my sunglasses on the table thing, and said: "I just can't bear to put them in the bag." Lorie and I both froze. The girl had the voice of Snow White. SERIOUSLY.
She even giggled as she said that. Just like Snow White. I didn't know how to respond to her comment, so I smiled and said thank you.  And this checker with the high pitched voice just kept talking and telling us to have a great day.

We grabbed our bags and headed towards the exit. Once we got there, we started to laugh. I told Lorie that if I had to work standing next to that girl for longer than 10 minutes I'd have to kill her based on her voice and giggle alone. Then Lorie commented that she was Snow White and even the way she said "I just can't bear to put them in the bag," was a Snow White-ism. So then I said well at least she didn't have a voice like someone who smoked six packs a day. So Lorie being her usual funny self says in a deep voiced attempt to sound like a smoker: "I just can't bear to put them in the bag."  We were almost to the car and I stated laughing so hard I..... yep FARTED. It wasn't a small dainty thing. It was a loud bomb type fart. This made both Lorie and I laugh even harder which caused me to keep on a tooting. There were people all around us. If they couldn't tell what we were laughing at, then they were deaf.

We hopped in the car and took off, laughing about how Snow White would have sounded if she smoked six packs a day.