A day in the life of Princess Zelda Shower Guard Boe, aka The PAW

One of my many napping spots

My human Denise has nicely decided to accommodate me by typing up my me memories. Since it is too hard for me to type, and I'm a princess so I shouldn't have to do my own work, this works well for me.

Today I woke up about 4:30 am. My human Dan snores horribly. It's really loud. But worse was my human Denise who keeps kicking me with her feet. If they would just get a bigger bed I would be happy to share with them.  I finally was able to go back to sleep.

I woke again at 6 am. Denise kicked me again as she was getting out of bed. We really must work on this problem as this is disturbing me.  However it is time for my daily rubbing. I hate when I have to remind her. She gets so snippy with me when I gently set my paw on her arm. I mean really.....  It's not my fault that I keep my nails sharp. 

Denise is heading into that water room. I must get there before her. But wait.... there is an intruder. That crazy cat Meela. GRRRR.  I can't get her to understand that she is the servant and I am the Princess. She is running to my human and demanding to be petted. This cannot happen. I run and meow at her and swat her on the butt. She runs away and I rub all over my humans legs to get rid of the other smell.

The human gets into the water thingy. She won't let me sit on the edge and drink. *huff* I will get on the counter then.  I wait while she gets wet. Why does she take so long?  I guard her from the other peasant cats. They can't be with her! She's mine!

After she gets out she puts on her type of fur and leaves. She gives me a final pat, but doesn't do it justice. I will just wait until she gets back.

The male human gets up and runs around the house. He pays me no attention, which is a not acceptable, and I will punish him later for his mistake.

Suddenly the house is quiet and I can rest. But first I must go outside to enjoy the sunlight and air. Ahhhh. Now back in doors for a nice nap.

My Second favorite Napping spot. The Female humans warm thingy

I need to eat. Hum.... Peasant food, or Princess food?  Today I will have the peasant food. It's so yummy, nom, nom, nom.  Back to the water room for a drink out of my special cup. HEY!  What's that large orange fool doing up there?  I have to jump up and hiss at him. He looks at me and stares, but finally he leaves. He tainted my water, but I'm thirsty so I will drink it anyway.

Soon my human comes home. She comes to her room and sits. I climb up on the bed and place my paw on her arm. She rubs me again, but then walks away. She goes into the dark cave and I follow. She needs to pay attention to me. The other cats follow too. But she's mine!!!

She sits at that desk thing and starts paying attention to that. I jump up in front and rub on her face. She pushes me aside. I come back and demand to be petted. Don't you know who I am?

The male human comes home. He tries to lure me to his lap, but I remember that he doesn't give me my due in the mornings and I ignore him. He picks me up, the audacity! I pretend to like it until I find a weakness in his stance and then use my claws to let him know how displeased I am. He puts me down again.

I jump back on my humans desk and get in her face again. Finally she pays attention to me and I am happy. Now to go nap again......