Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Evils of little Green Girls

They are small green creatures with no heart. No sympathy for the pathetic weak willed being that I am. You know who I am talking about. They come every year. They come to your door, greet you at your grocery store and have larger adult creatures who bully you at work.

I'm Talking GIRL SCOUTS!   They bare those totally evil treats that get my money every year.

They are like small leprechauns, but instead of guarding their gold, they are thrusting their addictive, evil, highly prized treats in my face.  For a diabetic this is truly the worst EVER!  If I ever needed to prove I have NO WILL POWER at all, this would be it.

At work a sneaky wonderful parent patiently brought around his daughters order form. And did it in February when I sent my will power out to the cleaners. I agreed (gasp) to purchase 6 boxes of assorted nuggets of gold.

$21.00. yes. $3.50 per box. I got my FAVORITE. The purple box of Somoas (2)  The awesome Green box of Thin Mints (1),  The orange box of Tag-a-longs (1) and then two new cookies that just looked damn good. Thank you berry much! (1) Dulce de Leche (1),

I just tried the cranberry ones and they are GOOD!

Damn those little green creatures, how I adore you. Now.... where's my Samoa ice cream?

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