So I switched schedules with Jill at work. I am coming in an hour later than before. I will have to wait until the week is up before I can comment on weather or not it will work for me, but today was OK until I got to work.
I have noticed the past week that every time I get out of my car and walk across the parking lot and into the building I get the walking farts. (don't go ewww, if you think you don't get them, you are lying to yourself).
I am not usually worried about the walking farts as they are mostly quiet and..... it's 6 am. No one is about to hear me.
However this morning, it was 7 am and there were people in the parking lot. I didn't think much about it at first, but how do I know that they aren't as loud as I think? I mean I can hear them, but I've always assumed that this is because, 1: I know what I'm doing, and 2: I'm right there. But how do I know that others can't hear? I am pretty sure the guy whom I saw as I was walking in could not hear me, but I am only sure because he didn't look over at me. HAHAHA.
So now I am going to be more paranoid about my farting. That along with driving facing the sun is going to make me wish for the earlier shift again....... :)
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oh my Denise, I needed a good laugh! thank you so much - hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteyou are one funny gal! Thanks for switching shifts with me!
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